SHIPPING & FAQ
Festive Delivery Times
We give no guarantees for the speed of delivery, since we mail our hilarious packages all over the world and rely on a number of mail services to help us do so. These dates are a GUIDE ONLY.
OK. Deep breath.....here are the cut off times.
We take no responsibility for packages not arriving before Christmas due to the large amount of factors that can contribute to late delivery. Weather, floods, fires, heat waves, mail strikes, Covid etc.
International (anywhere outside Australia).
NZ - 2nd Dec
USA/Canada/United Kingdom - 28th November
Anywhere Else - 25th November
How much is shipping?
US & CANADA $7.99 for up to 1 kilo, $9.99 for anything over 1 kilo.
International orders are based on weight and calculated on checkout.
How long until my shit arrives?
We aim to despatch items within 3-4 business days and depending on your location, your order should arrive within 1-2 weeks of ordering.
Customs have my stuff! What do I do?
Customs can occasionally interfere! This is out of our control and we cannot be held liable for any customs delays. Customs are asking me o pay to have my parcel released! HELP! We are not responsible for paying any customs fees or other taxes for the Country you live in. Please look into any potential extra fees when purchasing products from us. It varies by Country, so please be sure to check the relevant government website for your country.
SHIT. I put in the wrong address, can you send me another item?
You MUST provide the correct shipping address when ordering from us. We cannot take responsibility for lost items or items that have not arrived due to us being given incorrect delivery details. We will not be held liable for any redelivery fees as a result of items being returned to us.
Do you accept returns?
Due to the nature of our print on demand apparel, we cannot accept returns. If your item is faulty, please email email@example.com and we will assess the situation and rectify it asap.